Slow down Tiger...

I thought it was Matthew McConaughey at first and then I thought it had to be photoshop... but there's 12 pics in the link below that prove otherwise...

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/cameron-diaz-is-ripped-ugly/

Where I'll be March 6 2011!!

Curtis got us box seats to see:

Best 13 seconds of anything you'll ever see!!!

So simple, even kids get it...

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/94/paradigm-shift.html

V-day is so yesterday...

Well it is for me...Literally!  Curtis came over with my purdy flowers and chocolate last night because he just couldn't wait to see the smile on my face and sparkle in my eye.... and also because he wasn't sure how long the roses would survive in his refrigerator for! Womp womppp!! lol

Anyways I love my eco-organic roses he got me. I'm not sure if this is the exact place they're from but iI'd like to think it's identical to this farm in Ecuador:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOlbThsvQs

Here's a little something for the anti-valentines day peeps.  Trust me, coming from someone who is in a relationship and gets her fare share of romance year round, I'll never understand the concept of giving out valentines and chocolate on just one speific day of the year that is the feast day of an unknown martyr. It's creepy. Besides, people should just always be bringing me chocolate...

So valentine's day, you can just:

Egypt is Free :)

Mubarak Step down...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/africa/02/11/egypt.protests/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1

Captain Obvious at your service...

Not that we didn't already know that clear-light-up lucite heals are strictly for "dancers" but now it's offical, there's even a convenient tip slot for the "gents" in pervert row.

I don't think they're for realz, I just found the pic on a cool site Curtis sent me...

http://www.trendhunter.com/ 

Stoollala

Hey ya'll, remember Jenna Marbles? (How to trick people into thinking you're really good looking)?

Anyways she has her own bloggidy thing and I totally stole those last 2 vids below from it, so check it out:

http://www.stoollala.com/

Sexy Sax Man

Love this!!!

This is why Curtis is going to get me a pig :)

Otterly Adorable

Thanks Lainey!!

Can somebody just give this man a hug please...

My firend Ashley sends me these from time to time and omg, are they ever hilarious to read. They're usually always a little cringe-worthy but normal enough... well as normal as posting a missed connection to a total stranger on the internet can be.  This one I'm posting below is in a league of it's own however. 

It starts off funny but quickly becomes a little scary and gut wrenching desperate. I can only wonder how long this has been going on for...

Missed Connections via Kijiji
Carol, with the witty shirt

I was that shy guy on the 94 Eastbound this morning. You had a shirt on that said "the trouble with reality is there is no background music", so I began humming. When you asked me why I was humming I said "no reason" and stopped.

I was humming background music for you.

I would like to "hum" for you some more.

Maybe, if that would be okay with you.
Or coffee.

Please.
I am so very lonely, you are the only human contact I have had in months.

Can I stand next to you tomorrow and hum some more?

(Also, I know your name because of the ID badge you had on. Your hair is very pretty when it is short.)

Gangsta Poms

Look what I did...

You're welcome Internet

Lorraine -- 

It’s another step towards an open and competitive internet in Canada, and it's thanks to you.

Late last night, news broke that Tony Clement will ask the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) to reverse their decision on usage-based internet billing – a decision that allows internet service providers to impose download limits and new fees.

Our work is not yet done. We need to keep up the pressure until the CRTC’s decision is reversed once and for all.

Canadian families and businesses need open, affordable, unlimited internet access. The future of our economy depends on it. The Conservative government should have known that from the start.

When messages like yours reached us this past weekend – on Twitter and Facebook, by email, phone and fax – my Liberal colleagues and I knew what we had to do.

On Tuesday morning, we sided with you against the CRTC’s decision. By the end of the day, Liberal MPs on the Industry Committee had already begun an investigation. Then, yesterday, we kept the pressure on the Conservative government during Question Period in the House of Commons. At tonight’s meeting of the Industry Committee, Liberal MPs will tell CRTC Chair Konrad von Finckenstein to reverse course.

This isn't the first time that you’ve stared down the Conservatives over an open internet — and that's why tens of thousands of you visited our action page athttp://www.liberal.ca/ubb/, to join our digital policy email list and help carry the fight into Parliament.

This is your movement. You rallied on Twitter. You wrote emails and called Tony Clement’s office. You made the difference.

We all know that there are wider issues at stake here. After five years of Stephen Harper, Canada still has no digital plan. The Conservatives’ proposed copyright bill contains unfair digital lock provisions. Canadians are less connected and face higher internet costs than citizens of other OECD countries. And don’t even get me started on the long-form census.

Liberals have been engaged on these issues. In 2009, we worked with theOpenmedia.ca / Save Our Net Coalition on Net Neutrality, a position that we support wholeheartedly. Last fall, we announced our Open Government Initiative, which will make government data accessible to all Canadians.

At the heart of our digital policy is a core Liberal value: we must make Canada more competitive and more innovative. That means expanding high-speed internet access to every region of the country, fair and equitable wholesale access, and transparent pricing.

We must build a digital strategy for Canada that embraces the energy, entrepreneurial spirit, and innovative creativity of consumers, businesses and digital influencers like you.

We'll keep the pressure on the Conservatives in Parliament to make sure they follow through and reverse the CRTC’s decision on usage-based billing. This victory is just a taste of what we can accomplish, if we continue this fight together.

I hope you’ll join the Liberal Party's digital policy email list athttp://www.liberal.ca/ubb/. Let’s build a more open, more competitive future for Canada.

Thank you for being engaged.

Michael Ignatieff

Volkswagen to air during Superbowl

Doesn't this little guy remind you of an older Stewie?


Anywho, I have a sneaking suspicion that if Curtie and I have boys one day this is the kind of behavior and wardrobe I should expect: