I lied...

I got a MacBook White instead!! Yayyyyyyy!!
I lurve this thing, and yes Curtis has the same one so it makes him infinitely cooler for having it first, but I don't care!! I'm finally converted to MAC and I think I may have converted my dad as well!!  


I think I'm in denial that this thing is mine!! I feel like any moment someone is going to take this thing away and just like that I'm back to PC :(  


Anyways, dad even though you don't read the blog, THANK YOU!! And mom I know you do check in from time to time so maybe you can show him!! xoxoxo

Don't hate me but...

Imma a getting an iPad after work today!!
My dad is in town and deciced that I needed one since my computer has gone completly meshugener.

So being all excited this morning, Curtis and I have been exchanging emails and links for cool accessories , cases and skins etc. So that got me thinking, I'm a wicked awesome designer with mad MS Paint skillz, I should totally design my own, So I did...
(by the way I'm totally kidding about the wicked awesome part, these are just hilariously bad!)

♪♫ Ohhhh Valerie!

So not only do I find out about my couch tomorrow, but I get to see my best gal pal val for a little while!

She's back from Calgary for a wedding and guess who gets to do her macquillage?

Yours truly and I can't wait! She's a beautiful canvas and she loves make-up, so we are going to have fun!!

I know Finnegan is going to flip when he see's his ma'tente again! 

Neutralizing the Dill

The worlds two yummest flavors are finally combined by someone other than myself.  I've been neutralizing the dill on my movie popcorn for years now... in fact I think I should receive some royalties for this combination.  In any case, if you're a fan of Sour Cream & Onion Popcorn topping, than you're probably already aware that they've since discontinued this delicacy for no apparent reason. So I've been reduced to using White Chedder as my dill neutralizer, which is not so bad a subsitute, but lets face it, it's no SC&O. 

I knew I loved PC for a reason, they just speak my languange:

NEWS BREAK!!!

My facebook group "Lorraines under 40 unite" that I started over 3 years ago finally has some members!! None of which are Lorraines uniting but who gives a crap... I have members!!  If I can help just one Lorraine out there, than I did my job... bahahaha.

"Lorraines" under 40 Unite... last of our breed

Category: Just for Fun -Totally Pointless 

Description:

This Group is for any Lorraine who is under 40, preferably under 30 but then I fear I might be the only one! If you've ever been called anything else other than Lorraine because someone just can't wrap their finger around the fact that you have the same name as their Spinster fat aunt Lorraine... (thanks Christopher)
or...
You've resorted to allowing people calling you Lee Ann, Lenore, Lorna, Laney, or any other effin L name they can think of! (thanks everyone in suds lol)
or...
You've tried to "coolify" your name by wanting to be called "Raine, Raina or Rorry"... to no avail BTW!!
or if...
Your friends try to make you feel better about your name, calling it 'Classic' or 'Sophisticated' and 'Timeless'
(Which in the end they are right... but it's also fun to laugh at the fact that it's such an oldie) lol.

If you meet any of the criterion please don't try to do this on your own... now you have support! Join and let us know your funny 'Lorraine' story.

SOLD!

For those of you who care to know... (all 3 of you) the table is sold!!  This time the pictures of the placemats apparently appealed to the buyer. Another potential had come last week because they liked my plates.  Zellers people, I'm cheap!!

SWING HARD!!

Guess what I got?! A coworker was giving away free DVD's at work today and I snatched one of my old fave's Swing Kids!!  I forgot how much I love this movie! So in typical Lorraine mispprenhension, I thought they were saying something German like Sing Hiel, which I didn't know what it was supposed to mean but figured it made sense to other people.  Anyways as you probably already know, they were saying: Swing Hard!  As bad as that is, it's by no means the worst of my misapprehensions... Baby Sven anyone?!

Update: So I've been watching the movie while working and I'm pretty sure they are saying something like swing Hiel... which probably means swing hard.  Feeling pretty good about myself right about now. lol.

Helloooooooo!!

Hey y'all,
Hope you all had a faboosh weekend like I did.  Just got back from a cottage bachelorette party for my girl Roxy! (Who doesn't read the blog so I'm not going into detail about her!! lol. jk)
In anycase I had an awesome weekend with just the right amount of 'roughing it'...and that right amount is always no amount. 

Finny is feeling a little under the weather these last few days, not sure what he ate, or what's bothering him but hopefully he'll be back to his usual hyper self soon... I'll keep ya's posted.

So I have a little bit of an announcement to make, it is kind of a big deal, but when I got back yesterday, Curtis was waiting for me at the house with a little surprise. I didn't want to get my hopes up, but this is better than what I was thinking!!  So I am happy to announce that I am now one of the newest members of COSTCO!!  Yayyyy!! 

I can't believe I'm still at home right now and not circling the store for free taste testies!! But with Finny feeling sick and not having blogged in a little while, I am waiting until later this afternoon.  I also have to repeat my mantra that I do not have to go retarded crazy in the store and leave with giant containers of kitty litter... I mean just because I don't have a cat doesn't mean it's not a great deal right?  ;)

Anywho, I'll be back with more shennanigans tomorrow... Have a great Monday everyone... Bahhahahahhahaha!!  

Check this out

Thanks Val!

http://ikeahacker.blogspot.com/search/label/seating

Amazing!!

This is really incredibible... Curtis sent me this and I honestly thought it was going to be a video about Stern or Artie but it was this and I'm mucho impressed! This is really awesome :) 
I will always consider ants to be little aliens from now on!

Ass Kicking President!