My car dealership has no shame

I know all car delearships are ruthless but this takes the cake... pathetic and hilarious all rolled up into one video.   Like go return the camera and get your money back and go sell some cars please... and stop emailing me this shiz.  And by stop I rally mean continue, I haven't posted anything in days...

(and yes that's a Viva LasVanier sign you're seeing)

Can somebody just give this man a hug please...

My firend Ashley sends me these from time to time and omg, are they ever hilarious to read. They're usually always a little cringe-worthy but normal enough... well as normal as posting a missed connection to a total stranger on the internet can be.  This one I'm posting below is in a league of it's own however. 

It starts off funny but quickly becomes a little scary and gut wrenching desperate. I can only wonder how long this has been going on for...

Missed Connections via Kijiji
Carol, with the witty shirt

I was that shy guy on the 94 Eastbound this morning. You had a shirt on that said "the trouble with reality is there is no background music", so I began humming. When you asked me why I was humming I said "no reason" and stopped.

I was humming background music for you.

I would like to "hum" for you some more.

Maybe, if that would be okay with you.
Or coffee.

Please.
I am so very lonely, you are the only human contact I have had in months.

Can I stand next to you tomorrow and hum some more?

(Also, I know your name because of the ID badge you had on. Your hair is very pretty when it is short.)

How I lost my faith in humanity...

I was on Kijiji updating my make-up artist ad and was scoping out the competiton when all of a sudden I see a "wanted" ad for a mobile acrylic toenail tech... So I'm thinking ok, well maybe something happened to this girls foot and she wants to make her feet look as normal as humanely possible... except that upon closer inspection, ie, opening the ad, the EXACT OPPOSIT is true. She wants to look as insanely un-normal as humanely possible. Don't believe me? Here's the ad, and here's the pic!! Just so we're all clear, this is never appropriate... beaver's don't even have claws this long.

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-services-health-beauty-looking-to-regularly-get-acrylic-toe-nails-done-W0QQAdIdZ226769938

Here it is!

Here's the ad from yesterday's post that I couldn't upload. Thanks to Monika who converted it from something something to something something and now it's tah dah... Here!! I think she also cleaned it up a little too because it was pretty fuzzy when I sent it to her, so thank you for that as well!

Thank god for genius friends, I should actually take a moment and also say thank you for the gorgeous logo above and on the side bar that she created pour moi.  It's also her birthday today so stay tunned for her b-day shout out which is coming up next!

Ok you male model of the year nominees, this ain't no slashee award.

It's MerrrMannn

Okay so I wanted to post this hilarious ad my girl Mélina found in the Metro last week and I can't seem to post pdf's... so this sucks because it was the main reason for this post.....UNTIL I went to the website for said ad and found more hilarious pictures. Now the pics in the ad were funny because it there was two guys posing like Zoolander whacktards... this is for the RDI model and talent agency in Ottawa (good luck with all that).

I'm sure they'll run the ad again so keep your eyes peeled, however in the meantime, you can feast your eyes on this timeless example of artisitic photography, AHEM I mean PHOTOSHOP!!  I'm praying this is all done in irony for Zoolander afficionado's but even so, I hate to break it to you, the joke is over, I mean except of course when I quote the movie. (haha see Apartment for Ants post below!!)