Double Down Smack Down

Watch as Curtis enjoys his first, and sadly probably not his last Double Down from KFC.
Check the Finnestagator in pic #3, just DYING for a piece to fall on the floor.

Immagetting a new couch!!

So the Brick kid came by on Saturday, offered to re-stuff my couch... I declined and now I get to choose a new couch!

 It's not any simpler than that. 

Decisions, decisions :S

Bye Bye Love Den

Hey y'all, 
I really don't have much going on to talk about, or to complain for a change! BUT I am pretty excited that The Brick is sending an inspector to look at my couch tomorrow. I still like my little love den sectional, but after less than a year it looks really floppy and weathered... Soooo since I'm still paying for the buggar, I'm going to have to say goodbye and find something else.  It's still under warranty and since I can't change the cushions around  it's just going to continue to get worse. I'm pretty sure they won't give me my money back, but they will let me exchange it, so I think I already know what I want... 
So keep your fingers crossed for me and by next weekend I may have a whole new living room :)

Lovely

So this morning when I was leaving the house, Camo Truck John was just standing behind my car, on our side of the "baracade"  gingerly sipping his coffee. I got a "Morrrnnnnin;" and a "Dontchu look lovely today".  Like ughhhhhh what do you want? Why are you on my side of the parking lot, why are you near my car? Was he trying to look into my "windah"?  Anyways I quickly say thank you and run into my car. As soon as I start my car the low tire light comes on. 

Now I know it's a little paranoid delusional to suspect that he would touch my car, but he's a "mechanic" or at least he wears his mechanics outfit every effin day so chances are he knows how to release some air from my tires. Probably hoping that I'd be like" Oh No!! John help me you big dingus of a man". 

Naturally I didn't stop, I rather stahl in the middle of the road than spend any additional amount of time with this guy.  Luckily I made it to my unofficial Park and Ride and came to work. 

While I was out...

So I was gone last night from 8-10pm with the girls and as I drive into my parking space coming home I see someone or something has moved the pilon that protects me from Camotruck man.  So I went over to it and tried as I might to move it back with my foot.... genius idea.  Anyways I took this pic this morning and I guess I'll wait to hear from Richard on what the funk happened last night while I was gone.  In the meantime, don't worry everybody, I'll just keep doing my 13 point turns to get out of my space... no problem at all.  :S

Green Bin Drama

So there's been like zero drama for weeks now...  but I got a call yesterday morning from Richard saying that there's rotten food outside of our green bins but the bins are all closed AND somebody had the audacity to use the GS' green bin.... Quelle Mystère?  Well it literally is a mystery but a friggin retarded one, I  really don't care who used her green bin, it's a green bin!!

And I honestly didn't think much of any of it yesterday, even though it was gross leaving the doors to a swarm or flies but figured it was Michel, getting his revenge in his own way. So Richard cleaned up the mess and the rest of the day went on fine, the Earth did not fall off it's axis...

That is, until today...lol. I haven't heard from him yet, but I suspect a call/ text any minute now from Richard because guess which rotten apple is back to haunt the parking lot?!! lol. As I left this morning I saw the same or quite similar rotten apple on the ground. I should have taken a pic but I was running late. 

Personally I think it's a raccoon, but since that would mean there'd be no drama, I know Richard will never believe it. So until he comes to his senses, we'll just say it's Michel. *Sighhh*

Lennish is back in O-town

Hey y'all.

Hope everyone had a great Canada Day/ Fourth of July.  Curtis and I went to Toronto to visit some of his friends and had a blasssst.  We practiced our parenting skillz, ate like pigs, met new people, had a fire alarm scare at 3am while on the 42nd floor of the Sheraton and actually paid money to watch UFC for all of 6 minutes! 

My favorite night was our night at the Sheraton, gorgeous views, bought some vino, watched "Princess and the Frog" and at 11pm decided to take an impromptu walk for some ice cream, and an hour later we found the

MOTHER LOAD!! Check this place out:  http://www.marbleslab.com/ 

It's like a homemade blizzards but better!!  Curt and I had no clue what was happening but we knew it was gonna be good...  Dozens of toppings to choose from and deluxe dipped cones, $15 later Curtis and I were set!!  The place was nothing short of heaven on earth. Ottawa definitly needs a place like this. However, as much as I love my ice cream, I'm still a cupcake girl!!

What else, what else? Oh Richard came over and installed my a/c randomly last night. I wasn't expecting it but who am I to stop a good samaritan?  Surprisingly my little mini a/c is doing the trick and cooling most of my apartment.  Unfortunately I can't close all the bedroom doors thanks to Richard breaking one of my door knobs.  His generosity has a price apparently!! jk

Word on the street is  someone is trying to use Carole's BBQ in the backyard. She has a pad lock on the lid and someone removed the cover but when they realized that it was locked  they left the cover on the grass. According to my source, ahem, Richard, only GS could have done this and the wind could not have blown the cover off the BBQ. lol. OMG, this is rediculous, how did we go from orgy gossip to attempted BBQ usage theft!!    If you want to know why GS isn't having any of her infamous parties of late, it's because her fugtard bf slipped and fell down the stairs whilst giving a "manly high five" to his leaving guests after their last party.  Begs the question, what is a Manly High Five?  "Hey, you just banged my girlfriend, right on, high five! SMACK, say hi to your mother for me"  Something like that? 

Yogging and shiz

So the hubby and I took up joggin last night, well more like Curt went jogging and I weazed my way down the street.  I really thought I was going to be better at it than him and I really thought I was going to do better than I did. However once we started I instantly wanted to stop, but I ended up doing better than I thought I would when we first started out!! lol. Make sense? lol.  I'm happy for Curtis that "it was a joke" and super easy for him!! :S

Anyways it's back to the treadmill for me...Well eventually. Need to recover first! lol

In non jogging related news, I got some disturbing information from Richard about my Camo- truck neighbor John. So I figured he had a little sweet spot for the "little lady that lives across from meh..." (I'm talking about me btw)   But he definately confirmed this when he was talking about me to Richard yesterday saying that now that his wife took his daughter away he really wants that, and points to my window, and Richard was like who? And he's like that one, the one that lives 'raight dare" and Richard says "Lorraine" and he's like "Umm hummm".  Ewwwwwwwww!!

Can't even begin to tell you how disturbing this is. I mean, like I said, in a non conceited way a girl can usually tell when a man has his eye on you, but now he's like announcing it to people and stuff. UGHHHH!!

Does this mean he's going to try and get my attention? I already avoid him like the plague, I can only go outside in my yard if I see his truck is gone, I give no extra attention to his daughter Shyanne because I feel him sizing me up as a potential maternal influence... and by the way I know he spells her name weird! First thing he said to me when he introduced me to his daughter when I first moved in was "this is Cheyenne, it's spelled the way it's sounds, S-H-Y-A-N-N-E."  Who does that? Hi, I'm L-O-R-R-A-I-N-E-#00100010.

Really Boyz?

Wish you guys could hear this right now. The guy who lives downstairs (Michel) from the GS is playing extra loud video games right now to piss her off... and by the sounds of it I'd say he's playing the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.  Apparently he thought it necessary to warn Richard of this tirade but none thought it necessary to warn me, so when I walked the entire perimeter of my apartment looking for the phantom mortorcycle outside my window, I thought it necessary to make sure I wasn't going crazy.

I really think I have to watch Mean Girls with Richard and Michel to show them how you really get rid of an evil dictatorship!! Because this is not the way!  That reminds me, Richard I want MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

Goodnight Bitches! xo

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Mean Girls (Special Collector's Edition)

What is this...An Apartment for Ants?!

Good luck with all that...

It should be at least 3x bigger! 

Camo-Fail

The pictures speak for themselves: