Every little sniff you take...

I ♥ Jimstin

Two of my other boyfriends got together last night and performed this for me :)

Mix & Match This B&%ch!

I just died a little inside. How does the most annoying person in radio get to live like this? Don't mind the cheese music and slow motion fade outs... but do mind the fact that the next time you hear her boasting about having enough matresses to reach 4km high, not back to front, but one on top of the other, that she could literally store them all in her foyer...

Neutralizing the Dill

The worlds two yummest flavors are finally combined by someone other than myself.  I've been neutralizing the dill on my movie popcorn for years now... in fact I think I should receive some royalties for this combination.  In any case, if you're a fan of Sour Cream & Onion Popcorn topping, than you're probably already aware that they've since discontinued this delicacy for no apparent reason. So I've been reduced to using White Chedder as my dill neutralizer, which is not so bad a subsitute, but lets face it, it's no SC&O. 

I knew I loved PC for a reason, they just speak my languange:

How not to shave a dog

 

NEWS BREAK!!!

My facebook group "Lorraines under 40 unite" that I started over 3 years ago finally has some members!! None of which are Lorraines uniting but who gives a crap... I have members!!  If I can help just one Lorraine out there, than I did my job... bahahaha.

"Lorraines" under 40 Unite... last of our breed

Category: Just for Fun -Totally Pointless 

Description:

This Group is for any Lorraine who is under 40, preferably under 30 but then I fear I might be the only one! If you've ever been called anything else other than Lorraine because someone just can't wrap their finger around the fact that you have the same name as their Spinster fat aunt Lorraine... (thanks Christopher)
or...
You've resorted to allowing people calling you Lee Ann, Lenore, Lorna, Laney, or any other effin L name they can think of! (thanks everyone in suds lol)
or...
You've tried to "coolify" your name by wanting to be called "Raine, Raina or Rorry"... to no avail BTW!!
or if...
Your friends try to make you feel better about your name, calling it 'Classic' or 'Sophisticated' and 'Timeless'
(Which in the end they are right... but it's also fun to laugh at the fact that it's such an oldie) lol.

If you meet any of the criterion please don't try to do this on your own... now you have support! Join and let us know your funny 'Lorraine' story.

Your Daily Finny

Bad Mommy!!

So guess what I learned about myself this weekend...I'm never going to be a dog groomer.

GS lent me her dog clipper and I honestly wasn't going to use them to shave-shave him, I just wanted to trim the crazy long bum fur and next thing I knew he had a shavened stripe going down his leg...  so I kept going and decided to give him the Lion Cut I always wanted the groomers to do but never did. I may still get Pet Smart or whoever to fix him a little, currently one side is completely smooth, the other is hideous, and his bum looks like baby duck feathers :S

Whip me like a hurricane ♪♫

Went to loblaws yesterday and got a glimpse of this hunk of junk on my way in...  A hurricane simulator? More like lawsuit stimulator...haha get it?

Who comes up with this stuff?  I have to admit though it is somewhat tempting... but there's no way I'm going in there to have my hair whip my face for 2 minutes. I'll be getting that in just a few short months, thank you Winter. 

In any case, I suppose for those of us no longer living in Bermuda but faking it on the avenue, we can have a small taste of Igor while my Bermuda friends continue to find oddities in their front lawns.  That's funny, because I have oddities out front as well, their just not hurricane after math. :S