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I'm 2 for 2

On the day that Jonathan Knight re-confirms his sexual orientation, I am comfronted with my inexplicable attraction to the least masculine member of every boy band I've ever liked. 

NKOTB for example had me swooning for Jonathan knight for years with his shyness and seeming senstivity. His lack of solo's had me angry with the rest of the guys for making him the underdog of the group and therefor needed my attraction to stay relevant. (In my defense, if I would have known what gay meant at that age I think Jordan might have fit my understanding of the word...)

Then years later when I thought I was safe from the appeal of boy bands, enters NSYNC and BSB.  I fought the feelings for a long time, knowing that they were just a well oiled machine that a record company had engineered to destroy real music...

Alas, their power was too strong and Lance Bass had my heart at "Bye Bye Bye"of their second album No Strings Attached. And then broke my heart with his cameo on seveth heaven amking out with Beverley Mitchell...

Once I accepted my failure to boycott formulaic Pop music, I was brainwashed and in love.  You see, another handsome, shy, underdog needed my help and guidance... And there were the others, Christina needed protecting from Britney, Britney needed protection from herself. I was there for all of them...  

In any case, I'm back to normal, still a top 40 kind of girl with a dash of Swedish ballads and music I like to refer to as "sing along-able". But I swear if Kevin from BSB or Brandom Flowers (not really boy band) comes out one day I'm having my head examined...

Happy Meatless Monday Everyone!

Even if you don't like Tofu or soy based products like me, use this day of the week as an excuse to eat your favorite meatless comfort food like Mac and Cheese, Pizza sans-pepperoni, or perogies!! 

Don't forget though, you can still get creative and make some healthier choices than the carbomadic ones I've just mentioned...  There are countless salad, soup and omelette or fritatta combinations.

More info:
http://www.meatlessmonday.com/ 

And check this out, everyone's doing it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-elam/sodexo-meatless-monday_b_812889.html 

Bon Appétit!

Serenading Unicorn

For my mom, who loves Michael Bolton, and I suspect unicorns as well... ;)

EDRADOUR- Sassicaia Cask Finish

So I was going to write a post about this Scotch I got Curtie for Christmas but realized all I really have to say is Yummmmm.

I love me some scotch and I can taste some different notes here and there, but writing about it is beyond my appreciation level.

So thanks to the google machine, I found someone who did write about it and all I have to say is "Yah, what he just he said"

http://www.connosr.com/reviews/edradour/edradour-1997-11-year-old-sassicaia-finish/rich-wine/

How many douchers does it take...

To change the wiper blades of a shitty 2009 Dodge Caliber? Or should I say how long does it take for 2 douchers to replace them?! lol

Today was fun, well actually the real fun began last night when I went for a vino run and my wipers broke and the rubber was left dangling on my windshield like two black spaghetti noodles. Then there was more fun to be had at the gas station while me and a 19 year old girl tried to see what size blades I needed...

But the most fun was when I sat freezing in my car reading through my owners manual, clearly going to the wiper sections that the Index told me to go to and could not find anything on what sizes to get. Had to call Curtis and have him use his google machine to find it and still NOTHING!  Its only the most common effin car out there nowadays (not something I'm happy about trust me) but there's no info anywhere.  Anyways I drove home extremely slow and did a googley search of my own and I too found nada.

So today we went to good ol Canadian tire and they have this thingy that you enter your car year and model and it tells you what sizes to get...genius.  Naturally my car would require two different size wipers otherwise it would just be too easy...

After trying to put the dang things together and then realizing we don't need to use all the parts they give you, and after searching the net and watching several youtube how-to video's we did it!!

And what do you know, its the easiest thing you will ever have to fix on your car.

Hi five team work!!

Thanks again bear :)
xoxo

Awwwe I can haz?

Baha

Found this in my old pic folder...

That's all.