My firend Ashley sends me these from time to time and omg, are they ever hilarious to read. They're usually always a little cringe-worthy but normal enough... well as normal as posting a missed connection to a total stranger on the internet can be. This one I'm posting below is in a league of it's own however.
It starts off funny but quickly becomes a little scary and gut wrenching desperate. I can only wonder how long this has been going on for...
Missed Connections via Kijiji
Carol, with the witty shirt
I was that shy guy on the 94 Eastbound this morning. You had a shirt on that said "the trouble with reality is there is no background music", so I began humming. When you asked me why I was humming I said "no reason" and stopped.
I was humming background music for you.
I would like to "hum" for you some more.
Maybe, if that would be okay with you.
Or coffee.
Please.
I am so very lonely, you are the only human contact I have had in months.
Can I stand next to you tomorrow and hum some more?
(Also, I know your name because of the ID badge you had on. Your hair is very pretty when it is short.)
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