Eat your NomNoms!!

So someone posted this adorable video of a racoon opening a locked green bin in Westboro. I know I'm partial to these patuties because I find them cuter than any cat I've ever seen, but what's the big deal? He just wants a little grub, more raccoons = more joy right?

Why aren't we domesticating these little angels?  I think they're way smarter than most pets and once declawed and given the same rabbies vaccine our other pets get they'd be perfect little roommates... No?

Just sayin is all...